Hello there.

I’ve decided to take on the responsibility of reviewing Najib’s posting history thus far, in the style of Television Without Pity. For the sake of the children, of course. No task is too great when it’s being done for the children.

finally…
ok, so now i’m finally here. will post something good real soon!

Note that it was over a month before his next post. Thus, it was definitely not “real soon”. Whether it was “something good” is debatable.

The Amazing Race 7: Nice guys don’t always finish last
Blah blah blah blah and to cut the long story short…… Who says that nice guys always finish last?

Of course, it should be said that Najib knows nothing about actually being a nice guy and can therefore make such comments.

Survivor: Palau
The tribe has spoken:…

Right. Because this phrase has never been used in an article about Survivor before.

Survivor: Palau
omg I’m so sleepy…. (to be continued)

Yeah, that happens to me when I watch Survivor too.

American Idol 4
We bid an emotional farewell to Vonzell Soloman,

“Solomon.”

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If Vonzell breaks into the R&B music industry, she will inject a fresh, soulful vibe…

Just like previous winners Reuben and Fantasia!

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…into a market where power vocalists like Whitney and Mariah have long lost ground to stylized singers like Usher and Alicia Keys.

Perhaps if they weren’t 1) on drugs or 2) crazy, they would not have lost ground. It would also help if they didn’t suck.

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Best of luck Baby V, I look forward to hear a record soon.

What he means is, he looks forward to hearing it when he downloads it off the Internet.

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And we’re referring to a “pure” rocker as is Bice, as opposed to annoying cheeseballs like ousted contestant Constantine Maroulis.

I’m not sure Najib can make comments about other people being annoying cheese balls. Also Bo was busted for cocaine, a must for any “pure” rocker.

Cocaine’s a helluva drug.

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The country chick can’t be more original than that- she lives on a farm in Checotah , Oklahoma, and sings and yodels with as much Southern twang as LeeAnn and Reba combined.

Not strictly accurate.

http://dictionary.reference.com/search?q=yodel
yo•del P Pronunciation Key (y d l)
v. yo•deled, or yo•delled yo•del•ing, or yo•del•ling yo•dels or yo•dels
v. intr.
To sing so that the voice fluctuates rapidly between the normal chest voice and a falsetto.

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A Bice or Underwood win would both be an American Idol first: Bice would be the first white male and rocker, while Underwood would be the first country crooner.

Yeah. She’s a little bit country, and he’s a little bit rock & roll. Who’da thought?

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I definitely see a mind-blowing finale brewing as we count the days to the showdown at Kodak Theatre.

Wow. So it really doesn’t take much to blow your mind huh?

Dude #1: “Dude, did you watch the American Idol season finale last night?”

Dude #2: “Yeah man, it like totally blew my mind!”

Dude #3: “I concur. Mind blowing is the only adjective powerful enough to describe the extremities of emotions I experienced upon watching it. “

Maybe if the finale were held in a friggin’ crashing helicopter and viewers had to call in to vote who they would save from the smouldering wreckage, mind-blowing would be more accurate. Extreme!

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But I have a problem with both Bice and Underwood. Firstly, Bice has a few annoying things about him that you’ll either love or hate. His hair! Someone please get a pair of scissors.

I don’t think Najib has the right to complain about anybody’s hair.

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And the clothes look like he’s gotten them sponsored by the Red Cross Society. Doesn’t he know the hippie look is soooooo ten minutes ago? Lose the garb, get a suit or at least learn from Anthony Keidis or Rob Thomas.

Once again, I don’t think Najib has the right to complain about anybody’s clothes.
Also, keep in mind Anthony Kiedis has in the past performed wearing nothing but a tube sock.

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Never seen her worn one.

“Wear one”

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Tell me what you think.

I think that your reviews, while technically proficient, don’t hold up to close scrutiny. You have potential, but ultimately require far more practice and less hyperbole. Also, you need to watch things that have scripts and acting. I mean besides Survivor and American Idol.