Patrons of LongJohns! In each and every eatery outlet lies a revelation so deep, it will rock your world!! A powerful secret had been forged by a dark lord so sinister, he would stop at nothing to squeeze every cent outta ya! A apocalypse awaits those who ravels into its up-sized intricacies! Ok fine enough. Take a gander at this pic will ya?

sumptuous!

Mmm two identical meals you say?? Think they’re the same? Think again you dimwit bastard! In the background you have:

1 x Combo No.2 ( fish, chicken, fries, drink) + 1 x extra chicken = $7.40

And in the foreground, there’s:

1 x Combo No.1 (2 x chicken, fries, drink) + 1 x extra fish = $6.10

DO THE MATH FOLLOWERS OF USDUDES!! The Great Book of Usdudeliness states that One shall not be blinded by blatant scams and hence must manipulate the system in retribution! So be wise my cheapskate friends! Should one day you see the need to indulge a craving for 2 small pieces of poultry, a tiny fine catch, some fried potato strips and a carbonated flavoured water, go for Combo No.1 + Fish! You won’t go wrong making that kind of decision! In fact, it’ll be the wisest decision you’ll ever make! And while you’re at it, be wary of their definition of REGULAR!! It’s not small if you thought it was! Burn in hell Long John’s! You’ll lose a dollar thirty from each one of us so we can buy ourselves a nice dessert everytime. Bleah!

ON A SIDE DISH NOTE: The photo was taken from today’s dinner with Raizan (close fren of ours, like everybody else in usdudes we both go a long way back in Sec School). We met up for some X-square fun at Dhoby Ghaut MRT station. Prices stated in this entry may not be accurate.