Archive for July, 2005

Last Supper…with Raizan

Monday, July 25th, 2005

Last Saturday saw Najib showing up in real/actual job attire!

Najib the M1-hired cleaner

So the whole M1 customer service officer job he’s been telling us about was but a mere cover-up! Okay seriously though, the highlight of last Saturday was our dinner at Seoul Garden (Ngee Ann City)…. (more…)

Backstroke of the West - A tale of mangled subs.

Monday, July 25th, 2005

OMG!!! Must….stop…..laughing…!! *Gasp* Just when I thought it was about time to hit the blankets (time reads 4:16am as I speak), I stumbled upon the mother of all misinterpretations. And this exactly why you guys should refrain from buying pirated movies; you get what you paid for…hee

Muchas gracias to jeremy of winterson.com for this this unforgettable insanity. LOL…

'the backstroke of the west' is the english translation of the chinese title.
‘the backstroke of the west’ is the english translation of the chinese title.
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(Insert vaguely homophobic turn of phrase here)

Thursday, July 21st, 2005

I scream....

4 chances!

Found on Elyse Sewell’s LiveJournal. I wonder how it tastes?

To Sin City and back

Wednesday, July 20th, 2005

So it was on an impulse that me and a fren caught Sim Sin City 2000 on its debut. And man was it worth our time and money! Now, I’m not a loyal follower of the graphic novel series, much less a dedicated comic fan but I know great artistic direction when I see one (or at least I tend to have a general taste that most can agree rather than debate on). So anyway, (more…)

Bye?

Tuesday, July 19th, 2005

Chee...what???

Ocassionally you see things in the papers that defy belief. You have to think that somebody at SPH is either trying to pull a fast one on everybody, or else somebody’s really slacking off on the job.

Thanks to Lancerlord for the scan.

Want a good time? Call Bungle at 555-SEXXX

Monday, July 18th, 2005

Hand me the keys, you f*****g c***s****r

This has been making the rounds on the net for quite awhile now (I myself found out about this through Chugworth Academy) but I thought there might be some of you who haven’t watched this yet. Some of us must’ve watched Rainbow while we were kids, I know I did, although memories are a little vague. The links below will show you a whole new side to the show, showing that ocassionally, puppets and sexual innuendo do mix.

Download it here.
A smaller version is available for viewing here.

Transcript of the clip

If an Elephant Show home sex tape ever shows up, my childhood will be gone for good.

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They don’t serve this at Starbucks

Sunday, July 17th, 2005

well, I'm off to f**k

I’m sure most people (video game fans, at least) would’ve heard of the recently discovered Hot Coffee “mod” for Rockstar’s Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas. Well, it seems that Rockstar’s claims that the explicit Hot Coffee cheat is a result of a hacked modification of the game are exaggerated, to say the least since apparently with a little work you can access the Hot Coffee “mod” on an original, unmodified PS2 copy of GTA: San Andreas. It’s unlikely of course that Rockstar’s reputation will be threatened much by this particular revelation, since they’ve pretty much depended on controversy for their popularity.

Watch a video of the Hot Coffee mod here (Warning: Explicit, obviously not work or parent friendly)
Via Linkfilter, thanks to LancerLord.

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Saturday Night @ Makdauds - My God You’re a Robot

Friday, July 15th, 2005

Finally, incontrovertible proof that Farhan isn’t really human at all! He’s in fact a Terminator, sent from the future to kill us all. And to claim our clothes, boots and motorcycles for himself. Look at his glowing red eye, and the strange weapon that suddenly emerged from his ear.

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A Retraction

Friday, July 8th, 2005

Conclusive proof!

I now have it on good authority, and with scientific proof, that Najib is not, in fact, a dumbass.

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