10.UsDudes won’t have to see Najib’s face everytime we want to buy a Slurpee.


9.Najib won’t have to face embarassment of us staying at home to watch Rockstar rather than Singapore Idol.

8.He won’t have to deal with the ungrammatical prospect of being a “Singapore Idol”, rather than a “Singaporean Idol”

7.Najib will never have to deny, then admit, then deny denying that he bought a copy of Spice World back in the day.

6. He won’t ever have to suffer indignity of wearing clothes from Singapore Idol costume department.

5.Will never be tempted to bitch slap Gurmit Singh on national television

4.Won’t have to face embarassment of losing to Joakim Gomez

3.He won’t have to star in inevitable “From Justin to Najib” movie

2.He’ll never have to star in Shooting Stars 2: Jerry Ong’s Revenge

1.This photo will never be made public because of the UsDudes unscrupulous paparazzi.

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