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bite my shiny metal ass

Like most people, I’m sure you eat. Everyday perhaps, or even up to three meals a day.

Have you felt that perhaps your food just tasted too good? Did you ever stop to think how much better food would taste if only it had less flavour?

Well, wonder no more. Introducing…

The Blander. Your personal kitchen companion, for those of us who are just plain tired of food stimulating our tastebuds.

Yes, the item description also includes “juicer” and “cum”. I leave that joke up to you.

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Siva Choy

Photo from here.

I thought about merging this post with the one preceding it, but decided against it. Siva Choy easily deserves two posts on this crappy ass blog.

Besides being a comedian and newspaper columnist, Siva Choy is also a blues musician. It’s a shame that a man of his many talents no longer spends the majority of his days in Singapore, instead living out the Singaporean dream like so many other people in the wilds of Perth, Western Australia. In any case, you can see samples of his performances here and here.

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Why U So Like Dat Part Deux, ++

The Debate

Sorry for the long delay for anybody who was actually waiting for some more files to be put up. Here are the rest of my personal favourites from MC Siva Choy and the Kopi Kat Klan.

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