Boyband Interview
‘U*sD.U.D.Es, the brand new boyband with:
- Azmi as Flabs
- Raizan as Rai
- Zhaki as Milky
- Boes as Boes
- Farhan as F
It’s Lime for TiME!
TiME magazine recently chatted with those dead-sexy boys all the way from Tanah Merah from ‘U*s D.U.D.Es in their luxurious penthouse suite in Hotel 81. Are they really as cool as they seem to be? You’ll have to read on to find out…
The ‘U*sD.U.D.Es, (from left to right) Flabs, Rai, Milky, Boes & F. |
Uh, right. I think we can fabricate something… uh… I mean edit it so as to make it suitable for your impressionable young fans. What have you boys been doing lately? Boes: We’ve been on our regional tour for the past two months, promoting our album. Flabs: That’s right, we’ve just arrived here from Toa Payoh. We started our tour in Tanjong Pagar two months ago, then we moved on to Simei, Bishan, and let me see, where did we go next? Milky: (calming down) We went to Jurong. The fans there were great. Then we went to Woodlands. Boes: And now we’re here to meet our fans in Geylang! I’m sure they’ll be right pleased to see you boys! Which reminds me, you boys have a lot of fans here, and they went raving bonkers when they heard you were coming down. I’m sure they’d like to know more about you lads. You wouldn’t mind answering some of my questions, would you? Rai: Of course not. F: Go ahead. |
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TiME: It’s a real honour to be meeting you boys! Lads: Believe us, the pleasure is all yours! (laughs) (laughs) (laughs) (laughs somemore) (laughs even more and harder) (laughs die down) (boys sigh and return to normal, with big grins on their faces) Before we start this interview, I think you laddies ought to introduce yourselves to our readers. Boes: Right, eh? I’m Boes, and I sing. Milky: I’m Milky, and I sing on some of the songs. Flabs: I’m Flabs, and me and the other lads just go "oooo" and sort of like sing… uh, ‘backup’, yeah that’s it, ‘backup’ on all the songs to…. um… create a rich, resonant tone!! Yeah, that’s it, a "rich, resonant tone"! (sniggers) Wait a minute, your names are really "Milky" and "Flabs"? How did you get such stu… uh, I mean unique names? Flabs: That’s not really my name. My name is really Tommy Lee John Paul George Ringo James Earl Jones. My mates call me Flabs because of my "fabulous" voice and because I used to work in a lab, thus, Flabs, gettit? |
Yeah right, I mean what a corker of a story! What about you, "Milky"? Milky: My ma gave me that name. Stop bothering me about it. I said stop it! I will not calm down! Well, what about the band name? I must say that’s rather original. How did you come up with it? F: Well, you see, we wanted to project the idea that… uh. Boes: When we were growing up, we were all big fans of… uh… something… so we decided to… uh… Rai: We saw this sign. No, that’s not it. Milky: The **** with it! We got this ****** name because our ** manager came up with it, and, in his own words, mind you, thought it was "***** brilliant!" |
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Sharing an intimate moment… of laughter. |
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