The Story of Boes

“La la la”, said Boes as he was… um… released from the Readjustment Center for the Chronically Insane. Boes had been in the Center for a very long time and he felt it was time for a holiday.
“I will need some money to do the things I’ve always wanted!” Boes thought to himself.
“But how can I go about making money?”
Boes pondered this for nearly two days before coming up with a brilliant idea. Or so he thought.